A brunette walks into the doctor's office and says,
"My body hurts wherever I touch it."
The doctor says, "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow, and she screams in agony.
Then she pushes her knee and screams. Then she pushes her ankle
and screams.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you? You're
really a blonde."
She says, "Yeah. How did you know?"
He says, "Your finger is broken."
