Seth's List for 08/14/02

The newly weds got to their motel and the new husband took off his shoes and socks.

The bride was shocked to see his toes were just knarled up lumps.
The husband explained he once had toelio.

Then he took off his trousers and she saw his knees were badly misfigured, he explained he had once had neesils.

Next his shorts came off and the husband starts to explain, and the bride in shock says, "I know what you had, small cox."

Back to Today's List