Seth's List for 08/12/02
One night, George W. Bush is awakened by George Washington's
ghost in the White House. Bush asks: "George, what is the best
thing I could do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as
I did," Washington advises.
he next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moves
through the dark bedroom. "Tom," W asks, "what is
the best thing I could do to help the country?"
"Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," Jefferson
advises.
Bush isn't sleeping well the next night, and sees
another figure moving in the shadows. It's Abraham Lincoln's ghost.
"Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?"
Bush asks. Abe answers: "Go see a play."
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