Seth's List for 08/08/02
A former employee of Price Waterhouse Coopers wrote
this little goodbye note when he was laid off:
Well as you all know today is my last day at the firm. I am not
going to keep anything a secret like this bull shit firm likes to
do. I understand that it was a consensus from the managers and partners
that my employment with PwC should cease to exist. So I want to
take this time to let all of you know how I feel about you:
To the partners, you are some of the most arrogant,
pompus, jack asses I have ever met in my entire life. You have no
heart. Just like you fired Mike [lastname deleted], like you fired
Bob [lastname deleted], yet you kept your six figure salary, and
they had families, mortgages, etc. You really have some serious
mental issues. I am not going to go out like that and not get my
word out. So if you see me in person don't even speak to me. Because
I will DEFINITELY tell you how I feel about you to your face.
Dave [lastname deleted], you are an arrogant, selfish,
racist BITCH. You think you are the shit because you are a partner.
You ain't shit or your fat ass ugly wife. She looks like she came
straight out of the trailer park. You can't even match your clothes
right you pussy. You need some help as well. Stan, you are just
fake.. That's all that I can say about you. Ya'll ain't shit. You
try to use big words, talk intelligent, you are an ignorant basturd.
So Dave [lastname deleted], John [lastname deleted], Stan, Mark,
and whomever else can kiss my black ass.. I never liked none of
ya'll. I don't care what you think about me.
Debbie [lastname deleted] you are just a fake BITCH.
You smile in people's face and talk shit behind their back. You
ain't nothing but a scandalous fake ass bitch.. I hope they pay
you enough money to be fake.... All you will ever be is an HR lady
for PricewaterhouseCoopers. And you probably got your job by sleeping
with one of the partners you scandalolus BITCH. You ain't shit but
a ho for all the partners to pimp!!!!
Greg [lastname deleted] you can kiss my ass too. If
I see you out in the streets, I will tell you the same.. You ain't
shit.. Been working here for years and I bet you don't have over
$5000 in the bank.. You are fake as hell too.. I have NO respect
for you at ALL. So once again, you can kiss my black ass. And if
you see me out, don't speak.
Steve [lastname deleted] , kiss my black ass you non
dressing ugly ass fake BITCH. You have no balls man. And you going
to step to me like you were upset with me for changing my schedule.
You can kiss my ass like the rest of them. If I see you in person,
please don't speak unless you want to get told off. Maybe I can
take you shopping so you can find some clothes that match!! ps..
get a face lift and maybe you can get a prettier girlfriend!
Now that I have got that out of the way. I want to
say thank you to the people that did remain my friends throughout
my short time here. Monica, you know I will never forget you. You
have given me a lot of help personally and professionally. Lindsey,
Brian [lastname deleted], Sara [lastname deleted], I have no problem
with you guys at all. Nancy you are truly wonderful. I really wish
you well with this company. I'm sorry you had to read all of this
foul language and stuff but as you can see I am highly upset. You
are one of the nicest, sweetest ladies I have ever met in my entire
life.
June you know you are my girl. It is about time someone
voiced their opinion and let these fake people know what's really
going on. You know I don't give a damn...
Now I am going to say that I am not sorry to go, or
sad to leave. I truly hated this place. Getting up to come to work
every morning was the worst thing that I have ever had to do. I
know a bunch of you guys feel that way too but are too afraid to
say it. Believe me I am not worried about finding a job, I was making
money before I came to PwC, and I am making money now. I will make
money today. As a matter of fact, I am making money as we speak.
So never sleep on the shy quiet people. Because we
are always up to something. Do you think I was really going to just
sit around and take your little $40K salary and be satisfied. I
am about making real money. And this shit at PwC is no real money.
So John [lastname deleted] you can take your $40K salary and stick
it up your stuck up asshole. You fat fake bitch... Maybe you need
to see Jenny Craig so you can loose some weight you fat bastard.
So in closing once again I would like to tell Greg
[lastname deleted], Steve [lastname deleted], Stan [lastname deleted],
Dave [lastname deleted], and of course that BITCH Debbie [lastname
deleted] to kiss my ass.. I can not stress enough how much ya'll
ain't shit... Will [lastname deleted], oh yeah I forgot.. You fake
scandalous basturd. You know you ain't shit.. Driving a damn ford
escort... I can tell you don't have no money. Oh yeah, you are probably
taking care of them babies.. well have a good life basturd.
Debbie [lastname deleted] I have to call you a BITCH
one more time. There is no better word that fits you. LOL You definitely
ain't shit.... I will call you a BITCH to your face...
And Dave [lastname deleted], I will end with you.
You just another fake, nondressing, arrogant bitch. I don't know
why you arrogant. If you got so much money, how come you can't get
a prettier wife than that. Instead of some fat, ugly hag? I don't
understand it.
Well I am out. If any of my FRIENDS want to get in
touch with me. Please call my cell phone at [xyz]-0728..
Take Care and I wish you well. *sarcastically*
[ex-employee name deleted]
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