Today's Joke:
Signs you might be a Canadian (Also known as the 51st state)

You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine"
You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
You drink POP, not soda.
This doesn't bother you at all.
You can drink legally while still a 'teen.
You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap".
You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
You can do all the hand actions to Sharon, Lois and Bram's "Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-doo"
You were mad when "The Beachcombers" was taken off the air.
You know what a toque is.
You admit Rich Little is Canadian and you're glad Jerry Lewis is not.
You never miss "Coaches Corner".
You know all the words to "If I Had a Million Dollars"
You remember when Alanis Morisette was "Too Hot To Hold".
You spend sleepless nights wondering if Peter Mansbridge and Wendy Mesley will ever find again the blissful love they once knew.
Your backpack has only one Canadian flag sew-on.
You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color.
You wonder idly if there is some government cover-up of a covert operation behind shifting the shooting location of "X-Files" from British Columbia to California
You know that a "Premier" isn't a baby born a few weeks early.
You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground.
The local paper covers national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
You know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction.
You understand the Labatt Blue commercials
You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada"

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