Today's Joke:
My friend Fish sent me this joke:
Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.

Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up trashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden.... POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She said, " I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life....as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life! "

THEN POOF!!.... She was gone.

After Dave got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred.

"Fred, where are you? " Fred yells back, " I'm over here, in the pussywillows."

Dave yells back.... "DON'T SWING FRED!!!! For God sake, DON'T SWING!!!

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