Today's Joke:
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which
reads:

Cheese Sandwich: - $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: - $2.50
Hand Job: - $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am."

The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"

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