Seth's List for 04/16/02
Today's Joke:
An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid
of one of his staff.
He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It
would
be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified
and
both did excellent work.
He finally decided that in the morning whichever one
used the water
cooler first would have to go.
Debra came in the next morning, hugely hungover after
partying all
night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin
and the executive approached her and said: "Debra, I've never
done
this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Debra replied, "Could you jack off, I have a
terrible headache."
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