Today's Joke:
Drinking Story: "Wedding Night"

Story Submitted By: Tammy Warden

Like any bride, the whole week before the wedding was stressful. I had planned for a year, but it seemed like only a few months. I told all the girls that I wasn't getting drunk until the wedding night, and then I was going to PARTY!

The wedding ceremony was over and the dance begun. I started slow; mind you I am only 110 pounds so a little seems like a lot. I had two amaretto sours and a lemon beer, when my new husband suggests we do shots. All up for it I grab my best friend and her man and away we go. The bartender was at to get us, he made sure the newly weds were taken care of. We had a little of this and a little of that. This was my first experience with shots and probably my last. Next thing I knew I was in the parking lot throwing up every thing. Then back into the dance I went telling everyone how great I felt because I throw up four times and I was all better. Worst of all I told my new inlaws. So much for the traditional wedding night I was only holding the porcelain god (toilet) and my groom was using the tub, throwing up side by side. Not much of the romantics.

Tuesday is shot day!
Drink Name: Enchanted Forest

Drink Type: Shot

Comment:
Tastes as good as it looks!

Ingredients:
Blue Curacao Vodka Sprite Orange Juice Cream Soda

Directions:
In Large Glass mix: 1 part vodka and 1 part blue curacao and 1 part sprite. Then Add orange juice until the drink turns turquoise or lime green. Pour this mixed drink into shot glasses but leave enough room for a dash of cream soda. Pour a dash of cream soda into the shot glass slowly and let the cream soda settle at the bottom (you don't need too much). Now you have a double layered shot of purple and green. Drink up!

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