Today's Joke:
A man with a black eye, boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and
sits down. He immediately notices that the man next to him also
has a black eye and says, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both
have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"

The other guy replies, "Well, it was a tongue twister accident. I
was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most
beautiful large breasts was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd
like two tickets to Pittsburgh, ' I accidentally said, 'I'd like
two pickets to Tittsburgh.'... and she socked me a good one."

The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a
tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to
say to my wife, 'Please pour me a cup of coffee honey.' But I
accidentally said, 'You have ruined my life you evil,
self-centered, fat-assed, bitch.'

Wednesday's Bad Prediction
(I know it is Tuesday but i am off tomorrow for Georgia):
According to the Hawaiian Education Task Force's preliminary report for the Governor's Conference on the Year 2000, conducted in the late 1960's, school will no longer be compulsory, but because everyone receives a guaranteed income, most people will want to use their ample leisure time taking classes. Schools, the report said, "will not be at all like the present complexes of classrooms and offices and playgrounds.

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