Today's Joke:
Two brothers were getting dressed for school. The older one
says, "I think I'm old enough to start cussing."

Younger one, "Me too. Whatcha gonna say?"

Older boy, "Dad says 'damn' a lot, so that's what I'll say."

Younger boy, "I'm gonna say 'betchyer ass', Dad says that all the
time, too."

They go down for breakfast, sit at the table. Mom comes in, says
to the older one, "What would you like for breakfast dear?"

He replies, "Gimme a damn bowl of Fruit Loops."

*WHACK!* Mom knocks older son off his chair, then turns to
younger one and says, "And what would YOU like for breakfast?"

The younger son replies, "Oh! Man!", looking at his brother
picking himself up from the floor, "You can betchyer ass I don't
want Fruit Loops!"

Today's Trivia:
Look who's birthday is today. Lots of famous people.
1752
George Clark
American frontiersman d: 1818

1831
James Garfield
U.S. President d: 1881

1905
Tommy Dorsey
musician, trombonist, bandleader

1917
Indira Gandhi [Nehru]
Prime Minister of India d: 1984

1919
Alan Young
actor

1921
Roy Campanella
Baseball Hall of Famer d: 1993

1926
Jeane Kirkpatrick
U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations

1933
Larry King [Zeiger]
TV, radio host, columnist

1935
John Francis Welch, Jr.
CEO, General Electric Co.

1936
Dick Cavett
TV host

1937
Ray Collins
songwriter

1938
Hank Medress
singer

1938
Ted Turner
cable TV mogul

1939
Garrick Utley
journalist

1939
Thomas R. Harkin
U.S. Senator

1941
Dan Haggerty
animal trainer, actor

1941
Tommy G. Thompson
Governor of Wisconsin

1942
Calvin Klein
fashion designer

1943
Fred Lipsius
musician, pianist, saxophonist

1947
Bob [Robert Raymond] Boone
baseball

1947
Mike Phipps
football

1949
Ahmad Rashad [Bobby Moore]
football, sportscaster

1951
Wilbur Jackson
football

1953
Richard Todd
football

1954
Kathleen Quinlan
actress

1955
Glynnis O’Connor
actress

1956
Scott Jacoby
actor

1956
Jim Hodges
Governor of South Carolina

1961
Meg Ryan
actress

1962
Jodie [Alicia] Foster
Academy Award-winning actress

1963
Terry Farrell
actress

1966
Gail Devers
Olympic gold medal sprinter

1973
Savion Glover
dancer, choreographer

1977
Kerri Strugg
Olympic gymnast