Today's Joke:
Bad Work Jokes

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got
canned -- I couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't
hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for
it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.

Then I tried to be a chef--figured it would add a little spice to
my life but I just didn't have the thyme.

Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced
it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't
noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have the
patients.

Next I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I
couldn't live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance
company, but the work was just too draining.

I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired because I
wasn't up to the task.

So then I got a job in a gymnasium, but they said I wasn't fit
for the job.

Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was
shocking.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a
job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because
it was always the same old grind.

You got any ideas? I'm open for suggestions ......maybe you
have something that WORKS..........because I don't.

Thursday's Riddle:

Your Mom is in a room with you. Where is one place you can sit where your mom cannot sit?