11/02/01 - Happy Friday

Yesterday's Riddle Answer: Her name was Carol. for the riddle click here
The first ten people to answer were:

1. Curtis B
2. Leine1
3. Brynden
4. MPS928
5. Avraham
6. Chris G.
7. Kerry
8. Samantha
9. Tom
10. W. Hermes
    

Today's Joke:
A man came into a shop with a 'Salesman Wanted' sign in a window. He went up to the owner and said, "I-I-I w-w-waannn-t the j-joooob-b."

"I don't know if this job would suit you because of your speaking impediment," said the owner.

"I h-h-havvve a w-wi-wiiiife and s-s-s-six k-kkkids, iiii-I re-really neeeed thi-thi-this j-j-job!" said the man.

"O.K. Here are three Bibles. Go out and sell them." said the owner.

So the man went out and came back an hour later.

"H-here-sss your m-m-money." said the man. The owner was impressed, so he gave the man a dozen more Bibles and sent him out. The man came back in two hours and said, "Her-ers y-yooour m-m-money."

The owner said, "This is fantastic. You sold more Bibles in three hours than anyone has sold in a week. Tell me, what do you say to the people when they come to the door?"

"W-welllll," said the man, "I r-r-ring the d-door bell, a-a-and s-s-say 'H-Hel-Hello, M-m-maaaaddam, d-d-do you w-w- want t-t t-to buy thi-thi-this B-B-Bible, oooor d-d-do y-you w-w-want m'me t-toooo f-f-fucking read it t-t-t-t-to you?"

Today's Useless Info:
I saw a thing in Maxim I am gonna share with you:
If you want to send mail for free locally, here is how you do it. Just right your address in the middle and the address that you want it sent to in the upper left corner. Then send it without postage. When they return it to the "return address" it will be sent to the person to whom you intended. They said it doesn't work out of state though, but who knows. Try it :)