Today's Joke:
Paddy was summoned to Mick's bedside, as his old friend had very little time left.

"Paddy," said Mick, "We've been mates all our lives, and I have a last request of you before I pass on."

"Sure Mick," says Paddy. "Anything for me old pal."

"Every year, on me birthday, I want you to pour a bottle of fine Irish whiskey over me grave," says Mick. "'Tis a fittin' reminder of our long years of friendship."

Paddy thinks for a long minute, and says, "Mick, me ol' mate, I've just one question."

"What's that, then?" asks Mick.

Paddy hesitates, and then asks, "Would ya mind terribly if I filter it through me kidneys first?"

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