Today's Joke:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:

His dizzy aunt....................Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes.........Gotta Gogh
The constipated uncle..................Cant Gogh
The brother a convenience store worker...............Stopn Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia...........................U Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white..........Hue Gogh
The cousin from Illinois......................Chica Gogh
His magician uncle............................Wherediddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin...........................Amee Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt................Tan Gogh
A sister who loved disco....................Go Gogh
The bird lover uncle...........................Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst................E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin........................Man Gogh
The little bouncy nephew...................Poe Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in a van....Winnie BayGogh

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